Reggie from the Blackrock Road is the richest man in Cork by a huge margin.

He is the outgoing President of COCI (The Captains of Cork Industry), elite guys dedicated to maintaining the highest standards on Leeside whilst paying zero tax and cheating on their wives.

Broadcasting from his 6.4-million-euro mansion on the Blackrock Road, he has over 80,000 followers on social media attracted by his videos mocking Liz Truss, northsiders, Kerry people and Kanturk. Reggie has also played to sell-out audiences with two shows in The Everyman.

After years of tyranny under Michael D. Higgins (who is from Limerick – he keeps that quiet), Reggie has decided to run for Uachtarán na hÉireann, which means President of Ireland in case you only did pass Irish for the Inter Cert.

In the run-up to the election in 2025, Reggie is travelling to every nook and cranny in Ireland. His tour will take him to the northside of Cork, minor cities such as Dublin and Limerick, along with sad small towns which have been by-passed by progress and advances in personal hygiene.

Join him as he reaches out to the ordinary people of Ireland without touching them, unless they are gorgeous. You don’t want to miss it.